Monsterpocalypse: Monster Disappointment
Well, I am pretty sure I won’t be trying this game any time soon. The last thing miniature gaming needs is another collectable game in my book.
When I first began playing miniature wargames like warhammer fantasy and 40k I saw another game being played by some of the CCG regulars, Wiz Kids’ Mage Knight. When I saw the figures all I thought was, “bleegh”. The figures looked liked crappy knock off action figures that spent too much time in the sun. I did appreciate the bases containing the stats, but was quickly turned off by how they looked. A friend of mine one Christmas gave me a starter pack of them, and while I appreciated the gift, after I played it with him a few times, they took up space in my closet and have never left (anyone want some old Mage Knight figs?).
When Heroclix came out, I thought, hmm I will give this a shot. I mean, come on. It has super heroes, how can it suck? And ya know what? It didn’t. It was and still is a pretty fun game. Wiz kids simplified some of the movement rules by supplying a map divided into squares and some ideas of buildings/terrain/etc. There were rules for throwing people, throwing your own heroes at other heroes, all kinds of super-hero type of things. A friend of mine at work, at the time, played many a lunch time games each having a starter and a booster or 2. The problem was, if we wanted to expand, we needed to buy boosters. While I have no problem paying good money for a game that gives me hours of enjoyment, I don’t like playing the lottery…
Thus ended me playing hero clix. Back in the day, I used to play Magic:The Gathering (sheesh I am busting out the geek now) and while I really enjoyed that game at the time, I HATED having to either:
- ..buy a cases of cards in the hopes of getting some good cards or…
- …paying through the nose for good singles
In fact, one of the things I liked a lot about most miniature games was if I want to play with 10 of X trooper I go out and buy 10 of X trooper (more or less). I don’t have to worry that X trooper is a “rare miniature” and that only 1 of the 5 miniatures in a booster is a “rare minature” and that there are 20 “rare miniatures’ for that series of booster… ad naseum for lottery conditions. I want to go into the store, slap my 10 pence on the counter and say “I would like a box of Puce Rapid Fire Kabold Troopers, fine sir”. That is how I like my miniature games.
So, where am I going with this? Well, tonight I saw that what I thought originally sounded like a cool concept from a decent game studio turned out to be another lottery miniature game. No thanks. If you want to give me some free blisters to try it out, fine, fire away, but unless your game is like crack on acid while smoking heroin out of a tuna-fish sandwich, I doubt it is going to have me riding the gaming lottery again. Looked neat, but no thanks
Privateer Press’ Hordes - Gaming with the Mrs: Part 1.5
Earlier this week I got a few more of my trades from bartertown. “Who run bartertown?”… couldn’t help it…
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I have only begun to read through the rules but it seems like an interesting ruleset with units actually having formations which make a difference to gameplay (as to what extent, I do not know yet, but I like the potential). I received the soft cover version of the rules and the art is really cool inside:
I have only begun to read through the rules but it seems like an interesting ruleset with units actually having formations which make a difference to gameplay (as to what extent, I do not know yet, but I like the potential). I received the soft cover version of the rules and the art is really cool inside:
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Also, when picking up a can of primer, the local game store threw in a copy of this:

I have been a subscriber of White Dwarf for I don’t know how long and every year I plan on not getting it anymore, but fortunately for Games-Workshop they have lately been putting in nice bonus figures with a subscription that have been good for trading/etc, otherwise I would have canceled a while ago.
Meanwhile, it seems that No Quarter seems like a decent magazine. The problem with White Dwarf is that they have pretty much shred the majority of quality articles like the special rules for new variant army lists, quality short story fiction, FAQs, etc and have pretty much just littered it with ads of what new gear they want you to buy. That is not to say that No Quarter is the best. I am still a pretty lousy judge at the quality of the publication, but I do notice that they publish quarterly and probably pack all the content that WD creates in 3 issues into 1 and without the magazine being like 40% ads (did I mention I hate the fact that GW’s LotR game typically takes up to 20-40% of the space in WD too…..)
Anyway, enough ranting about what gaming rag is better than the other. I figure I should give a little bit of progress made. I was able to get 4 shredders and part of the warlock built:
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I will say I was impressed with the small amount of flash and mold lines I found on these figures. I do need to give them a little bath before I prime them to make sure it sticks well. I didn’t put the bow on Lylyth because I wanted to pin it along with the Carnivean heavy warbeast. I just got a little time to glue those few guys together. One thing I did too was a size comparison for the GW stuff I have. Hordes figures seem bigger. I like that ;-). More area to paint:

One last thing. For giggles I figured I would give you a few shots of my workspace. Why? I don’t know. Just look if you are interested.
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I hope you all are enjoying this Hordes newb blog. Happy gaming!
Privateer Press’ Hordes - Gaming with the Mrs.!
My wife and I don’t get much time to go out anymore now that we have a couple of munchkins in the house, so in order to have more fun at home without having to leave the house, I have introduced her to wargaming [cue sinister music]. I got her initially interested in playing because she thought all the figures looked neat. She decided she liked the fantasy looking figures more than the sci-fi and thus we began playing warhammer fantasy battles. The problem is, there are a lot of figures to paint, lots of rules to learn and a lot of time to play just one game. While I like to spend all that time working on my Warhammer and 40K armies (Dark Elves, Salamanders, Necrons and newly acquired Chaos Dwarfs), we wanted to have fewer figures to paint for our games to worry about completing.
I had heard from a friend that Hordes was a pretty fun game. I wasn’t a huge fan of Privateer Press’ Warmachine line of models (they are very nice, but not necessarily my cup of tea), but when I checked out the Hordes figures, they seemed pretty sweet to me. I had a few of armies from other game systems laying around just collecting dust, so I off to bartertown.com and I worked out a bunch of trades in order to get all 4 of the warpacks and the 2 rulebooks. While I could have gotten an idea of the game with just 2 packs and no rule books, it worked better with trading what I had, plus it seems that hordes warpacks are always in demand anyway, so if I wound up not being a huge fan I could trade most things with relative ease.
So, this week I got two of the warpacks that I traded for, Skorne and Trollbloods. Below are a few shots of the box sets still in pieces. I plan on attempting to record the progress my wife and I have while working on building and painting them and maybe some shots of some of our games in progress in addition to thoughts about the game, modeling, etc. Enjoy!
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